Jidhu's Reflections

Today morning, I got a mail from my friend. I think its good to share it in my blog. Actually this is a telephone conversation and for the thrill you read.



'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'

Brief Pause.

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the

table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy

that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'



'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it Daddy.'



'And what happened honey?'

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the

dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and

he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to

clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'



***Long Pause***



***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***





Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?



Is this 486-5731?'



No, this is 486-5713.... .





sorry wrong number

Hahahahah.............

165 Questions

I havent been updating this blog as much as I used to, Have been busy lately with too many things on my plate...So, I chose to tag myself from Tanvi Udeshi's blog...and answer 165 things about me.. I wish u good luck if you can survive till the end of this blog...So here goes....

1. Last beverage: Tea
2. Last phone call: Recieved from Shameer (Vortex). Dialled to Sreenivasan(Mathayi).
3. Last text message: Ad from Ansar City (Doha).
4. Last song you listened to : Kannil Nin Meyyil (Malayalam).
5. Last time you cried: Can't Say long time.
6. HAVE YOU EVER: Dated someone twice: No
7. HAVE YOU EVER: Been cheated on? No
8. HAVE YOU EVER: Kissed someone & regretted it? : No.
9. HAVE YOU EVER: Lost someone special?: Yes
10. HAVE YOU EVER: Been depressed?: Many times.
11. HAVE YOU EVER: Been drunk and threw up? : No
12. HAVE YOU: Made new friends: Lots.
13. HAVE YOU: Fallen out of love: No
14. HAVE YOU:Laughed until you cried: No
15. HAVE YOU:Met someone who changed you: Yes
16. HAVE YOU:Found out who your true friends were: Yes
17. HAVE YOU:Found out someone was talking about you: Yes
18. HAVE YOU:Kissed anyone on your friend's list : No
19. HAVE YOU: Made the first Move : Yes
20. Do you have any pets : Not now ( before fish, Love birds, Dow etc,.)
21. Do you want to change your name : No..
22. What did you do for your last birthday : Send replalys to WIshes
23. What time did you wake up today : 7:00 am.
24. What were you doing at midnight last night: Book reading
25. Name something you CANNOT wait for : A vacation ALONE.
26. Last time you saw your father: 10 months back
27. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My Recognition
28. Most visited webpage: Blogspot
29. What's your name: JIdhu.E.J
30. Nicknames: JIdhu
31. Zodiac sign: Tauras
32. Male or female or transgendered: Male
33. Elementary: R.C.U.P School
34. Schools: R.C.U.P ,A.I.H.S
35. Colleges: I.E.S College of Engineering
36. Hair color : Originially black
37. Long or short: Long
38. Height: 5'9"
39. Do you have a crush on someone? : Yes
40. Ever been in love? Yes
41. Piercings : No
42. Tattoos: No
43. Righty or lefty: Righty
44. First piercing : No
45. First best friends: Akhil and Joby
46. First sport you joined: Marathone.
47. First pet : Love birds & Fish
48. First vacation : forget
49. First concert :No live attended
50. First crush : No
51. Eating : Vegetarian
52. Drinking : No.
53. I'm about to: Doze off answering these questions...
54. Listening to: Music in My mobile.
55. Want kids?: Yes
56. Want to get married: Yes...eventually...
57. Careers in mind?: As a Manager in MNC..
58. Lips or eyes : Eyes
59. Hugs or kisses: Hugs
60. Shorter or taller : Taller
61. Older or Younger : Doesnt matter
62. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic...but i like surprises..
63. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive...
64. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
65. Trouble maker or hesitant: Hesitant
66. HAVE YOU EVER Kissed a stranger: No
67. HAVE YOU EVER :Lost glasses/contacts: No
68. HAVE YOU EVER :Sex on first date : No
69. HAVE YOU EVER :Broken someone's heart : No
70. HAVE YOU EVER : Had your own heart broken : Yes
71. HAVE YOU EVER :Been arrested :No
72. HAVE YOU EVER : Turned someone down: No
73. HAVE YOU EVER : Cried when someone died: Yes
74. HAVE YOU EVER : Liked a friend that is a girl/boy?: Boy yes...
75. DO YOU BELIEVE IN Yourself → Yes
76. DO YOU BELIEVE IN Miracles : Yes
77. DO YOU BELIEVE IN Love at first sight: Not really
78. DO YOU BELIEVE IN Heaven : Never been there...so no comments
79. DO YOU BELIEVE IN Santa Clause : No
80. DO YOU BELIEVE IN Peace in this lifetime : No
81. DO YOU BELIEVE IN Kissing on the first date?: No...too fast...too soon
82. DO YOU BELIEVE IN Angels : Yes
83. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes
84. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time in the past?: No
85. You will die: Peacefully
86. You will end with the one you love or learn to love the one you are with: learn to love the one i am with...
87. Kissed any of your friends on social networking groups: No
88. Been arrested: No
89. Kissed someone you didn’t like: No
90. Slept until 5 PM: No.
91. Fallen asleep at work/school: No.
92. Held a snake?: No
93. Ran a red light? No
94. Been suspended from school? No.
95. Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
96. Totaled a friend’s car/motorbike in an accident? No
97. Been fired from a job? No
98. Sang karaoke? No
99. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
100.Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Yes
101. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No...
102. Kissed in the rain? No
103. Sang in the shower? Yes...every morning..
104. Sat on a rooftop? Yes..
105. Been pushed in a pool with all your clothes? No..
106. Broken a bone? No
107. Shaved your head? No
108. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
109. Played a prank on someone? No
110. Felt like killing someone? No
111. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No
112. Had Mexican Jumping Beans for pets? Hehe, no
113. Been in a band? No
114. Shot a gun? in a funfair...at balloons...Yes
115. Donated blood? No
116. Eaten alligator meat? No..
117. Eaten cheesecake? No
118. Still love someone you shouldn’t? Yes
119. Believe in love? Yes
120. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
121. Believe in fate? Yes
122. Believe that things “happen for a reason”? No..but i might change my mind about that soon
123. Held a grudge longer than a year? No
124. Hid a secret for a long period of time? Yes
125. Miss someone on your facebook list of friends? No
126. Changed the oil in your vehicle? No
127. Threw up after riding a rollar coaster? No
128. Bought a gift for someone and kept it for yourself? No..
129. Bought something and returned it worn? No..
130.Tripped on LSD? No
131. Have any tattoos? No...
132. Seen a ghost? No
133. Done body shots? No
134. Peed in the pool? Yes
135. Passed gas and blamed it on someone else without their knowledge? No
136. Have body piercings below the neck? No
137. Think about the future? Yes
138. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Man, I wish i had slept more...
139. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now? QR. 100...precisely..(salary is yet to be credited to the account)
140. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? Snore, Core, Four, Bore, Chor.
141. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? Some random number, Have no clue...
142. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? Jag soona soona Lage...OSO
143. What are you wearing right now? White shirt & blue jeans
144. Do you label yourself? No
145. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own? I am not a brand person...
146. Bright or Dark Room? Dark
147. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you: Prateek: A straight-forward guy, with good analytical skills.
148. What does your watch look like? Casual...
149. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?some messages from operator
150. What's a word that you say a lot?: hello
151. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children): Its been quite some time.
152. Last furry thing you touched? ?.
153. Favourite age you have been so far? 20-24
154. What was the last thing you said to someone? I am sleepy..नींद आ रही है...
155. The last song you listened to? As we all know...
156. Where did you live in 1987? Kerala...
157. Are you jealous of anyone? sometimes
158. Is anyone jealous of you? Yes...(u know who you are)
159. Name three things that you have on you at all times?: Cell Phone, Wallet and Pen
160. What’s your favourite town/city? Doha in Qatar
161. Can you change the oil on a car? No
162. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? She got a new boy friend.
163. Does anything hurt on your body right now? My back...
164. What is your current desktop picture? Amir Khan...
165. Have you been burnt by love? Yes
Phew...That was a loooot of questions...If u have survived till the end of this list...Man...U have patience...You can take this tag...if u have the patience to answer all the questions..

:- We eat ice cream

Mushtaque sleeping


:- my friend sleeping iside the cafe.